Pre-match buildup
It was all a bit manic on Saturday; I had the task of getting from the capital of Scotland down to the middle of the Warwickshire countryside in roughly seven hours. Taking into account we had to swing by Ali’s parents to pick up our car, it was a mere 350 miles that we needed to cover. Easy.
The reason why I was attempting this madcap dash was all down to the fact that I was determined to make it back from the Edinburgh festival in time for the final of Rare’s annual football tournament, taking place at our summer fete. Whilst I was away the Viva Pinata team had successfully beaten Maintenance 3-2 (stylishly coming back from 2-0 down) to book our place in the final against Rare Rovers (mainly old PDZ members) and I had promised them I’d be there.
Things didn’t start out too well as our initial train was cancelled. Pre-breakfast time that’s not good news and we had to wait another hour before boarding one heading for the Midlands. Throw in a few delays around Derby and we were able to add on another unwanted half-hour to our schedule.
By the time I arrived in Birmingham at 2.15, a mere hour-and-a-quarter before kick-off, I was oh-so slightly stressed and being verbally abused by a local tramp as I hunted down a taxi didn’t help, either.
The plan had been to get another train back to the car but with time against me I decided that paying for a taxi to get us back on schedule would be worth it. Of course, I didn’t bargain on the taxi driver having to break the journey up for a petrol stop half-way: at this point, as the rain beat down outside the cab’s windows, I melodramatically thought the whole world was set against me.
Finally, reunited with my trusty Fiesta, destiny was now more in my hands as I drove up the motorway. The heavy rain was slowing the traffic down but as Spurs scored three times in fifteen minutes on the radio I knew things were looking good. As if to prove this, we rolled up the drive to work with a full six minutes to spare.
Match of the Day
After such a crazy and drawn-out adventure I was running slightly high on adrenalin and needed to calm down to focus on the game in hand. Focus was needed, too, as Rovers kept both me and my defence busy for most of the first half. We were lucky to keep a clean sheet and during a period of respite we pushed up the left, El Robinho’s blocked shot span out to the right and DP’s composed finish into the opposite corner gave us a narrow advantage going into the break.

The second half began with a mass scramble where we almost made it 2-0 but they survived and began pressing forward with menace. Again we held out due to our combined efforts but as more Rovers were committed forward we finally cracked as a square ball across the box left us exposed at the far post and tucked in the equaliser.
I’m told, by those who watched on, the rest of the match wasn’t the most scintillating of affairs; normal time finished 1-1, as did extra time, with chances falling to both teams but with no-one able to find the back of the net. So once more we were to decide the trophy on a penalty shoot-out.

Penalty shoot-outs are not great when described in meandering text so I’ll cut it short: I saved one low down to my left and another was blazed over the bar to give us a 4-2 victory. Eikzilla, who could never be described as a regularly player, slotted our winning penalty home with such aplomb that you’d have thought he’d been playing all his life - it my exuberant taxi fare completely worth it.
By this point, shaking hands in commiseration with the opposition and posing for team photos, I was absolutely drained and felt it was almost midnight despite being only half-four in the afternoon. We celebrated with beer in a marquee away from the rain and, after my roller-coaster day, it hit the spot perfectly.
